if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
I’m sorry if you just listened to that and you have no idea what I’m talking about. (x)
Capcom’s thoughtful aesops, here to teach the dangers of having fun.
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
the most hilarious 30 seconds of ASB I’ve seen yet
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.